Mix-up Fantasy and misapprehension by Syeed Teeli (Shah Rukh Khan Visited Nunmai Village of Anantnag City, Jk)

 

It was a Cloudy day when Shah Rukh Khan reached Yaripora, stopped his car, came out, and started walking towards the Nunmai village of the Kulgam district.

His driver parked the card around the watershed Yaripora: Irrigation property (Tunki-Nish) 

He was in Persian blue coat pants with black shoes. He always comes across as a romantic man. 

Especially youth of Nunmai Village were excited: but maximum religious fundamentalists made a hue and cry after hearing that Shah Rukh Khan: coming to our village Nunmai. 

Shah Rukh came to my home. My mother welcomed him and offered him a cup of Namkeen tea with the local roti. 

Shahrukh said: what is this?

Mom replied: a sign of Kashmir (Smiled)

Shah Rukh smiled back and said: then I must taste it. He took the cup and sipped from the tea cup and replied, it is a Salty superb.

 He drank half of the teacup and said thank you for your love. 

Thanks, Nunmai Youth. 

Finally, he said: he had to leave and reach Srinagar before 2 pm. come with me, dear Syeed. 

Why not move?  

I called my younger brother Basit came with us to Yaripora Khan Sir has to go. 

My mom packed a Kashmir live hen in a bag, as usual, as the villagers do. 

The head and back must be outside the bag. 

I picked up the bag, started walking with Shah Rukh, and put my right arm on his shoulder. I was telling him about the secretive Kashmir and some Jokes.

We returned to the car parked at the watershed Yaripora. 

All of a sudden, the chicken tore the bag and ran away. 

We were running and trying to capture her. She went into the right-side colony of the watershed (Khan Mohallah)

We went into the Khan Mohallah and started the search operation. But, hundreds of people were on the road while a heavy vehicle truck was stuck, and people were trying to help. 

Now it became very complicated to find her in the crowdy and noisy colony. I requested a few ladies: to help us to find brown chicken with white circular dots. If you catch the chicken: You will be rewarded: with one hundred rupees. At that moment, people are searching: for all that no one saw our brownish chicken. A little girl loudly said: that the brownish chicken took place on the bank of the stream. At the minimum, 5 to 9 people went quietly to capture the chicken. 

Sadly, She flew and crossed the brook and went to another side. 

Luckily, a teen girl was there who caught up with her, and we gave him 100 rupees as a reward. At that time, the hen is in my hands. 

Bitterly, she was minimizing and losing weight. It was a bolt of blue. We all were shocked and started running towards Shahrukh Khan so that the hen would reach its actual size.

Shah Rukh, Thank God they are coming. 

Me: I am sorry for wasting your time. I think the chicken spent years in the village and became very excited after entering the town of Yaripora in the Kulgam district.

Shah Rukh Khan replied: it seems the hen is diminutive now. Is she the same one, or Have you exchanged it with someone else? 

Me: Sir, it is the same one: but I don't know what happen to her,

Shah Rukh smiled," it is an ok man. 

Thanks for everything. Give me hen. I have to leave now: it is too late. 

Shah Rukh lay hold of the hen in his hands. 

The hen became so small as a pigeon seems the chicken has put off the flesh.

Alas, the chicken flew away. 

Shah Rukh said, Oh my God, is it a ghost or some joke? 

I replied: we are sorry about it: do not know what is happening? 

However, it is Kashmir where anything is possible, and anything can happen. 

Kashmir: the mystery and the magic. 

Finally, Shah Rukh sir left, and I woke up. It was all greek to me.